Sexy Saturday

Bloody awesome night.
I began the night by psyching myself up by running some routines on myself in the mirror. Listening to the Hypnotica Get The Girl! Reinforcement hypnosis CD. Getting dressed up, having a beer and listening to some MGMT whilst dancing about.


Machine was in set so I thought fuck it. He’s been in there for over 5 minutes now; he could probably do with winging…

I came in all positive and loud “hey, Machine, my man, what’s up!” he introduced the girls as Bubbles and Youie (or something). They were giggling and talking Turkish, and were absolutely totally insane! I love girls like that.
I remember saying “you girls are absolutely coocoo…I love girls that are nuts” - love/hate tease from the Mehow: GTG! manual. I used alot of the love hate teases from GTG! Nightlife and GAM. A lot of what they were saying was incomprehensible. They started asking about football, rugby and sports and I couldn’t make head nor tail of it. They said at school what was the symbol on my shirt in football, and I’m like “It was a Griffin” and she’s like “no three lions! Your not British!” and I’m like “I didn’t play for England!” and then she’s asking why three lions and all this other nonsense. I whipped out the Paris Hilton Chihuahua Carrier story, also from the GTG manual which went down a treat and got me into Kino with Bubbles. I made her guess what I did, told her psychology in the end, she asked about body language and Youie was like “oh yeah, what does this body language mean?” and put her hand under her chin and stared at me, probably attempting to look bored.
Me: You're looking at me, thinking ‘Oh my God, you are so sexy!’
Laughter
Youie: *changes posture some more* OK what about now?
Me: Now, you are totally in that state after sex, with a cigarette thinking ‘oh god, that was a fucking good night’
Laughter
Bubbles: What am I thinking now!
Me: I said was a psychologist, not a psychic!
*more kino*

I remember I gave Machine’s girl a tease by stroking her hair and saying “I’m sure you are intelligent really” to her.
I then got told I should know what job Bubbles did. So in a very teasey, joking way I said “OK, I really am Psychic, here give me your hands, (we held hands) we are forming the psychic circle now. Close your eyes…hhhhhhhoommmmmmmmmmmmmmm….Ok, I’m getting something…something to do with…IT!” which was totally wrong.
She turned out to be a Chemical Engineer in the end, so I told her “Chemical Engineer!? I have never heard of such a thing!”

There was some marriage roleplay in there too. It was totally a textbook seduction.

By this point she kept trying to shit test me on my intelligence and youth which I just completely ignored.
She said she read a lot of psychology books and was interested so I said I liked pop psychology, but my thing is more research psychology and asked what pop psy books she liked.
Youie butted in at this moment and I couldn’t figure out what she was saying but it was some attempt to tool me on creating different kinds of psychology.
Me: What was that?...PANTS PSYCHOLOGY?....this girl is awesome! She is like “what the hell are we doing talking about work?…lets get straight down to business…I want to talk about PANTS! It's time to get sexual”
Machine did some sexual dancing/stripping also.
More laughing, giggling, talking in Turkish, and talking madness in English. I remember I said I was a world champion belly dancer at some point. Bubbles kept opening up my shirt to look at my chest so I grabbed her hand and rubbed it all over me and said “Yeah, feel the sexy goodness, OK, that’s enough” and pulled her off me and told her I charge for that. More laughing and good times. I just went totally sexual and dominant. I don’t even know where it all came from.
I was having fun not really giving a fuck and pulled out the “oh, well, look at the time…I have to go and erm….wash my cat now…yeah that’s it…well it was nice meeting you” and hugged bubbles. She laughed some more and was like “yeah yeah yeah” at this Machine suggested Inide Bar, again. They agreed to come along.
Some more chatting. Everyone came into the set and got speaking to the girls. In a bit of a cluster fuck moment. I decided now was the perfect time to break rapport and just leave the set to brew for a minute. More on breaking rapport in a later post by the way.
I found San, gathered the troops and off we went to Inide Bar.

Me and Machine decided we needed to keep them occupied and interested on the walk, so did some fun stuff with the girls for a bit here and there.
It was really on now, the walk was a good point to think about the rest of the game plan. Before I entered I had decided isolation escalation = “lets go play guitar hero”.
A couple of cute girls did some robot dancing next to me, ‘cause they totally digged my moves. I smiled at them, pointed my thumb at them to Mat and laughed at them, not sure if Mat saw. Then Machine went in and opened them proper and I said “hey, these guys have been stealing my moves all night!”. I taught them the penguin – masculine and feminine and they totally digged it. Mostly the chubbier dark haired girl. I preferred the Blonde, but I still would’ve.
Some dancing, grinding, and a hell of a lot of fun occurred, with both the Turkish girl and me, same for Machine.
Some more girls tried to join us a bit too. Having those two with us really social proofed us to high even. They were nuts, doing their own thing and being extremely sexual even though they were kinda out of place. All the girls wanted to know what was going on.
At some point Bubbles got really sexually dominant on my ass and Youie just sat down, tired or bored or both and opted out. After a lot of fooling around and bubbles avoiding a couple of bites and kisses from me, but continuing to bite me and dominate me a bit I pushed her against the wall and we had a kiss. Youie came in and they started gossip and Bubbles was laughing like “oh my God, I can’t do that”.
At this point Machine came back in, so I grabbed Bubbles…it was time to play Guitar Hero.
After not long of being up there, having a bit of fluff talk and some kissing and hand holding Machine and Youie were up there. Which was cool. We had a few games on the guitar hero. The whole group came up. Anon went for Youie and got rejected.
A one point I feared he might even blow the set for me too but it was totally cool, they both left, so maybe whatever h did was a total blessing, because that’s when it got out of hand...

Some dude came up and was like “oh is this like…not open” and Bubbles nodded her head no and pointed him down the stairs. We then set the chairs at the top of the stairs to deter intruders. I got bubbles on the half barrel giving me a table top dance. I bit her ass a few times. A few more people came up then went down after seeing the chairs and my private dance until a couple just barged in and sat down.
Bubbles came off the barrel and stuck her hands down my pants and started wanking me off right there and then. Even with my girlfriends in a club, I’ve had them rub over the jeans but never just go right in and start going for it. I was like “fucking ey, this is the shit”. I picked her off the ground and was like “It’s time to leave” she said that now I was being the naughty one. I said she didn’t know the half of it.
We sat on the bean bags, making out and touching each other some more. Her breasts were great. Loved her nipple getting erect…Anyway back to the story. We had a bit of a tantric moment just rubbing and biting each other all over.
She stuck her tongue in my ear, which was a total shock too. It was really intense. Like I fucking enjoyed it a lot, but also I thought it kinda hurt in a way. I don’t even know. It was nice to learn a new move!
I think I said we should head off now, so we went down, her and her friend spoke to the Greek guys for a bit. Machine gave me a pep talk and some advice as I came out of euphoric stupor and started to crash.
Bubbles came over and Machine went for the bounce “he, we are off to get Kebab” and Bubbles was like “well, I’m leaving now, come or not, whatever” and went back to the Greek table. I went up and said “hey, you coming” we left. We chatted a bit, I got a burger from The Van of Life. I wasn’t allowed to go to the other place because those guys are Turkish and know she has no boyfriend and she doesn’t want them to know she isn’t a good girl!
It was fucking freezing.
We shared a burger and shared a taxi but we did not share a bed.

I got her number as she left and offered to walk her to hers as it was round a corner but it was a no go.

I tried saying "lets go" a couple of times in Inide Bar and just lifting her up and carrying her for a bit then getting resisted. When outside she was asking "what are you doing now" so I said going home, and she was like "oh really?" so I was like "oh, am I going to yours?" and she was like "haha noooo" and I was like, "oh cool...so your coming to my then" and she again just laughed and said no, so for shits and giggles I said "Oh put I have this amazing hamster...it can do somasaults and everything, you've got to see it" she just laughed and said "oh really!" so we got in the taxi and it stopped down Hills road and I'm like "you can't walk down that street on your own! you'll die, I'll walk with you" and she responded "no, no, no, I'll be fine, it's not far and the taxi can't go down there" there was still more kissing, hand holding and hugging and stuff but I think the sexual tension was just too much - she needed to feel qualified and the comfort that comes with that.

I think I failed at pulling the Same Night Lay because I didn’t qualify her.

Super sexual game is awesome but I should’ve thrown in more qualifiers to let her know why – other than her body - I wanted to sleep with her.
One of the best qualifiers is “What I like about you, is your independence, you have come over here with me to chat, but that shows you are capable of making your own decisions and that you don’t have to worry about your friends or what they think, you just do your own thing. That sets you apart from all the other women” – Courtesy of Mr. M, who I think learned it from Sinn - who created the Same Night Lays Love Systems Program. The idea is to pace her reality and frame it so that she is adventurous, spontaneous and independent and so her turning down the spontaneous adventure to be independent and do what she wants and sleep with me would be incongruent.
I felt at the time though, that her being older would make he react like “yeah, whatever you say little boy” so I bailed out on doing this in fear of risking the set.
In retrospect it would’ve made me appear more mature and genuine. I think it probably would’ve helped me seal the deal, unless she was just one of those girls who just totally wouldn’t do that kind of thing – and if something came up when I qualified her it would’ve been easy to work past it at that point anyway, I’d already blown all of her and her friends shit tests out of the water by then.
So from now on I’m going to qualify hard and work on bringing some comfort into my attraction-break rapport-seduction game.